Crazy Cat Lady

I have a friend, whom I have known for decades, who is currently in training to become a professional, world-class -- nay, Galaxy-class -- Crazy Cat Lady. She is also a wine connoisseuse of considerable taste, acumen and fine distinction. I feel that she should be rewarded for her dedication, her hard work, and her stellar achievements in both fields, and what better gift (other than a complement of feline wine cellar guards in full Swiss Guard armor and regalia) that a set of Capabunga Crazy Cat Lady bottle seals?